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SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS...

Yeah, we know the heading on this item is a trite phrase, but we're referring to the new, gay sitcom of the same name, which aired for the first time on CBS in March. The sitcom which one reviewer dubbed "Will & Graceless," didn't get very good reviews. Based on the hit movie "Kiss Me Guido" which was quite successful, the sitcom is filled with trite dialogue, silly situations and just plain bad writing. But, we have to admit that Jason Bateman is cute and his costar who plays a straight Italian, Danny Nucci, is really hot. Perhaps the show will improve...or perhaps by the time you've read this, it will all be over. That would be sad, we think.


WHAT'S THIS WE HEAR ABOUT EMINEM
With all of the brouhaha going on about Elton John having the audacity to appear on TV at the Grammy Awards with the notorious Eminem whose controversial lyrics include lots of anti-gay comments, we were quite shocked to hear the following:
We were told by a source who swears to be in the know, that the hot rumors in London these days is that Eminem, himself, is gay. Is this wishful thinking? Is this just a lash-back by the gay community? We don't know, but we have to admit that Eminem is pretty damn impressive when he tells it like it is. As Eminem would probably say to us, quoting from one line of his lyrics, "You can suck my dick if you don't like my shit!" So there!


THEN STOP PLAYING GAY CHARACTERS--YOU LOSERS
It's infuriating to us to see someone as adorable as Hal Sparks, who swears he's straight, being negative about playing a gay character. According to lots of interviews we've read, he finds kissing another man distasteful and touching another man very difficult.

Here's a guy who's making a shit-pile of money exploiting homosexuality when there are plenty of talented gay actors who'd give their butts to have his role. And ditto to Eric McCormack who plays Will on "Will & Grace." Who, although he's less negative about his gay role, is still so homophobic that he punched someone out for assuming he was gay. At best, why can't you guys just keep your mouths shut like Chris Meloni, of "OZ" who has lots of gay sex scenes in that hit series and never says a word about it to the press, whether he's gay or straight.

STARSPOTTING ON SOUTH BEACH
Saw ex-pornopup JEFF PALMER the other night on SoB's Lincoln Road, looking decidedly tacky, unwashed, dirty hair and very "street person" like. Could it be he was going incognito or is the formerstar of Falcon Studios down on his luck? Well, we get a press release that Jeff has been signed by Pacific Sun Entertainment to star in his first adult movie in two years. He has also been photographed for a summer issue of All Man magazine so we'll see what he looks like all cleaned up.


MORE STARSPOTTING...
Was that adorable RANDY HARRISON we saw strolling in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Recently? Yep, we're told. And "Queer As Folk" co-star Sharon Gless was there too. Seems Gless is rehearsing for "The Vagina Monologues," and Randy was with her, doin' the clubs. He is just as cute as he looks in the much-touted series and Sharon is much classier and prettier than her teevee character.


JUST ANOTHER TOM RUMOR?
And now we know why Nicole and TOM CRUISE broke up! She didn't like wrestling! Okay, that's a stretch, but we're only quoting the gay weekly TWN which reports that porn star KYLE BRADFORD who had starred in a number of wrestling videos, was once hired by Cruise to "come on over and wrestle."

Now, there's nothing sleazy about wrestling, we'll admit, but why would Tom focus in on Kyle? Seems that almost any red-blooded straight guy would take Tom up on a wrestling challenge. Anyway, Kyle refused to confirm this story, Tom wouldn't touch it with a ten-footer, but the rumor sure makes our nip

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